十条幽默英语提示语
01. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
The most regret ion of live is insist on something that shouldn’t be
insisted on, give up something that shouldn’t be given up
02. 大师兄，你知道吗？二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。
Tang Monk/Tang Priest, don’t you know piggy is more valuable than you? (The
Pilgrimage to the West)
03. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
Having knowledge likes having pregnant, it takes times to be awareness.
04. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on
impulse, you don’t know what life is.
05. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥？”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”
I asked a question to a friend who has been working in Shenzhen for 20
years, what would be the proudest things in your life if you died? He said: I
have already pay back the mortgage loan of my department.
06. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the
person who loves you deeply.
07. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and mumbled : buy funds
if you get it.
08. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
A good love is you find the world for a man; a bad love is you abandon the
world for a man.
09. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验？
Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the
army! why i should have experience when look for a job?
10. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because
sunshine is at your back.
Meeting in progress, quiet please 正在开会，请保持安静
Parking permitted 允许停车
Please drive carefully 请小心驾驶
Thank you for your custom. 感谢您惠顾光临
Emergency exit 安全出口
Public Places 公共场所
No admittance 禁止入内
Under repair, do not operate 正在修理，不能使用
Close the door behind you 请随手关门
No smoking in this area 此处禁止吸烟
Turn left左转
Go straight直走
Pedestrian crossing 人行横道
Speed limit of 48kmh 限速每小时48公里
Bus and Coach 公共汽车和长途汽车
Special offer 特价
Free of charge 免费
No unauthorized access prohibited，未经许可，禁止入内
Way out 出口
No littering 勿乱扔废弃物
Lift out of use 电梯停止使用
Don't smoke here. 不要在此抽烟
Don't shout. Please keep quiet.不要喧哗,请保持安静.
Don't go to the track. 不要进入轨道.
Don't crush. 不要拥挤
Don't take people's care for granted.No matter how much they love
you,people get tired eventually.
不要把别人的关心当成理所当然.不管他有多爱你,最终也会有疲惫的一天.
Do you understand the feeling of missing someone?It is just like that you
will spend a long hard
time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears.
你知道思念一个人的滋味吗,就像喝了一大杯冰水,然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪.
Do your best to have whatever you love,otherwise you will be forced to love
whatever you have.
尽你所能去拥有那些你爱的人和事吧,不然你会被强迫去爱那些你已经拥有的东西.
Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you
want.
如果谁让你觉得你不值得拥有你想要的,别理他.
Don't wish it were easier,wish you were better.
不要寄希望于事情变得简单,还是期待自己能做得更好吧.
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