高分找~ 人人都爱雷蒙德 1-9季英文剧本
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Debra: [On phone] Nah, Ray's still out of town covering the Yankees. Yeah, I know, he's been gone for four days and he's sixteen minutes late.
[Ray enters through the back door.]
Ray: Hey!
Ally: [throwing a toy on the floor] Daddy!
Debra: Grab that Ray!
[As Ray kneels to pick up the toy, Ally climbs on his back.]
Ally: Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Ray: Alright.
Debra: Get off there, get down, get down.
Matthew: [In the high chair] Mo?
Ray: Matthew wants Mo.
Debra: Okay, alright.
Ray: We gotta cleanup Aisle Two.
[The phone rings and Ray bumps his head on the table as he tries to get up.]
Debra: [on phone] ...it's dinnertime. [hangs up]
[Ray is still on the floor trying to clean up when one of the babies throws their bowl down and the food empties onto the floor.]
Ray: Gregory's done. [Another bowl falls] And Matthew's done. And Ally's done.
[Ally begins to scream.]
Debra: Okay, Ally...
Ray: Okay, [hands the kids cookies] cookie, cookie and cookie.
[Ally stops screaming. The children are all quiet. Ray and Debra sigh and look at each other.]
Ray: Hi Honey.
Debra: Hi.
[They kiss.]
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[Ray is in the garden, talking to a video camera. He is unpacking a giant box of an unmade garden toy.]
Ray: Hi, I'm Ray. I live here in Long Island with my wife Debra, my five year old daughter, and twin almost-two-year-old boys. My parents live across the street. That's right. Truth is, I'd do anything for my family. [He struggles to fix the toy together.] And done. Oh no... [he has trapped himself inside the garden toy.] Debra!! Honey!! Somebody! Call my father! I'm hyperventilating!
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[Ray is in the living room, folding laundry. Debra enters.]
Debra: Ugh, honey. I don't know how I survived four days by myself.
Ray: I know, I know. Hey, nobody hates going on the road more than me.
[They hug.]
Ray: It's miserable for me out there.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: Hey, look at this, Kal Ripkin signed my hat.
Debra: Oh, that's great. Look at this, Gregory spit up on my shirt.
Ray: I'm not trading.
Debra: Okay. Just be happy you made it home for my birthday, that's all I can say.
Ray: Oh, what? Of course I made it home for your birthday.
Debra: Okay.
Ray: Are you kidding? Your birthday is... [struggles]
Debra: Sunday.
Ray: Sunday, that's right. Big party.
Debra: And how old am I gonna be?
Ray: [Pauses] I know that.
Debra: Ray? How old?
Ray: Alright. Alright, I just have to backtrack. Let's see, when I proposed you were 23, you said no. Then I proposed, you were 24. No again. Then I took a year off to regroup, I came back with a job, boom, married. That would make you 32... [off Debra's look] ...ish.
Debra: Alright, I'll accept that.
Ray: Good, cause, oh, big party.
Debra: No, you know what? I don't want the party. I just want a nice day at home with my favourite husband and my kids, okay?
Ray: Okay. And I guess, my parents and my brother too, right? My parents and my brother? What?
Debra: Ray, it's just that... Look, you know I love them, they're my family too. But I was wondering if perhaps, we wouldn't have them over on Sunday.
Ray: Why not?
Debra: Well, it's just, you know, every day that you were gone, they dropped by. And then you're dad is always waking up the kids, and now they don't even call first.
Ray: Well, they live across the street, why should they call? It's quicker just to come by.
Debra: I know.
Ray: It's like, we're on the way.
Debra: No, no, no, we are the way. We are where they're going.
Ray: You see, now you're exaggerating a little.
[Marie enters the front door without knocking.]
Marie: You're home!
Ray: Hi mom.
Marie: Hi, I saw your car pull up before. You didn't call.
Ray: No.
Marie: Hi Debra, I brought you some baking soda for your fridge. I smelled something questionable.
Ray: From across the street?
Marie: [Laughs] No. When I was here yesterday.
[Marie goes into the kitchen. Debra does not look happy as they follow her in.]
Debra: Okay.
Marie: [putting the soda in the fridge] Oooh, it's worse.
[Debra looks to go for Marie, but Ray intervenes.]
Ray: Okay, alright, okay, alright. Ma, listen Ma, we can buy our own baking soda.
Marie: I know sweetie, but you don't. [looking at Debra's shirt] Ooh, what have we here? Oh, I'll get you some club soda for that too.
Ray: No, we have club soda, ma.
Marie: Oh, you're father finished it. I'll see you later.
[Marie exits. Debra gives Ray a look.]
Ray: Oh, it comes from love.
---------------------------------
[Debra enters the bedroom, Ray follows her.]
Ray: Look, if you want, maybe I'll talk to my father.
Debra: Well, while you're talking to him, would you mind mentioning the answering machine?
Ray: Is he playing back the messages again? I changed the code.
Debra: Well, he cracked it. [presses play on the machine.]
Frank: [on machine] Everyone's doing good. And Debra, you oughta call Linda back. Sounds like she had a very interesting visit to the gyno. [machine beeps]
Ray: Oh, that's funny. That's you know... [off Debra's look] well, it's not for everybody. Look, he's fooling around, that's what he does. He's like one of those guys, what do you call 'em? An idiot.
Debra: And do they have to bring your brother over?
Ray: My brother lives with them. He doesn't like staying alone.
Debra: He's 40, Ray.
Ray: Come on, he loves the kids.
Debra: It's just like... [thinks] the way Robert eats. You know, the way he has to touch every bite to his chin before he puts it in his mouth? It's weird.
Ray: What? That's an idiosyncracy. It's like when he's counting and he gets to the number 12 and he has to take his shoes off. Everybody has those.
Debra: How did he ever become a police sargeant?
Ray: Cause he's a good cop, and they didn't make him count. Or eat.
Debra: I don't know Ray, it's just that it's every day and between them and the kids, I just feel...
Ray: Lucky?
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Alright, look, alright, I'm home now. Maybe you need a break. I'll tell you, why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow night?
Debra: What, and leave the kids with your parents?
Ray: No. I'll do the kids. [Debra laughs.] I can't do that? Oh, hey, how about the time you went to your aunt's for three days?
Debra: I took the kids with me.
Ray: Yeah, but I fed myself.
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[Ray is in his bedroom, and the three kids are sitting on the bed.]
Ray: [to Ally] Alright, which one's Gregory?
Ally: [points] That one.
Ray: Yeah? This one's Matthew?
Ally: Uh-huh.
Ray: You're sure about that?
Ally: Mm-hm.
Ray: Alright, now, we shuffle them. [He shuffles the kids and Ally giggles.] Put this one here, this one with the flippity floo, and this one goes here. You go back over here. You keeping your eye on them? Okay, where's Gregory? [Ally thinks about it] Ah-ha. Come on, it's easy. [He lies down on the bed to get a better look.] Which one's Gregory? [He doesn't know.] Okay, don't tell your mother about this.
[The doorbell rings.]
Leo: [from downstairs] Ray?
Ally: Leo!!
[Ally runs down the stairs and opens the door to Leo. Ray picks up the twins, one in each arm and follows her.]
Ally: Leo.
Leo: Hey sport, how you doing? Hey Ray, welcome back, man.
Ray: Hey, what's going on? Look at this, I been working on this. I found a way where I can exercise and watch these guys at the same time. These are twin flies.
[Ray strains and lifts the boys above his head, one each side. Ally and Leo laugh.]
Ray: You know what's great about this is the weight naturally increases. [He does it again.]
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[Leo is watching the game. Ray comes down the stairs.]
Leo: Hey, Ray! Ray.
Ray: Keep it down, Leo, I just got them off to sleep.
Leo: Sorry. Hey, wanna go to Nemo's, get a slice?
Ray: Leo, my kids aren't fish, okay? You can't just sprinkle food over their crib and leave.
Leo: Call your mother.
Ray: Oh, I can't. Debra's got this thing about them coming over too much lately.
[Marie enters without knocking. Ray groans.]
Marie: I got the club soda. Hi Leo, hi.
Leo: Hi, Mrs B.
Marie: [she slaps him] How you doing?
Leo: Mrs B? Would you mind maybe sitting with the kids for a bit while Raymond and I went out and got some pizza?
Ray: No, no.
Marie: No, not at all. But where's Debra?
Ray: She went to the movies with Linda.
Marie: The movies?
Ray: Yes.
Marie: Some people get to live it up. Go ahead, you guys, go ahead. Go, get your pizza. You deserve it.
Leo: You rock, Mrs B. Come on, let's go.
Ray: No. No. No. No. Debra doesn't want me to leave them with...
[He turns to see Marie listening.]
Ray: ...out me.
Marie: You're leaving them with me.
Ray: I know.
Marie: They're sleeping. Go on, go with your friend.
Ray: I want to but I can't.
Leo: We know, you're worried, you're concerned, we're all crying buckets, come on, let's go.
Ray: Alright, it's 8:30, we got one hour, one hour.
Marie: Would you go? Come on, you're insulting me. I raised you, didn't I?
Ray: Oh God, you raised me.
[They leave and Marie shuts the door after them.]
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Debra is in the kitchen, talking on the phone, while she rushes around to feed two babies - Matthew and Gregory - in high chairs. Her daughter Ally is sitting at the table.]Debra: [On phone] Nah, Ray's still out of town covering the Yankees. Yeah, I know, he's been gone for four days and he's sixteen minutes late.
[Ray enters through the back door.]
Ray: Hey!
Ally: [throwing a toy on the floor] Daddy!
Debra: Grab that Ray!
[As Ray kneels to pick up the toy, Ally climbs on his back.]
Ally: Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Ray: Alright.
Debra: Get off there, get down, get down.
Matthew: [In the high chair] Mo?
Ray: Matthew wants Mo.
Debra: Okay, alright.
Ray: We gotta cleanup Aisle Two.
[The phone rings and Ray bumps his head on the table as he tries to get up.]
Debra: [on phone] ...it's dinnertime. [hangs up]
[Ray is still on the floor trying to clean up when one of the babies throws their bowl down and the food empties onto the floor.]
Ray: Gregory's done. [Another bowl falls] And Matthew's done. And Ally's done.
[Ally begins to scream.]
Debra: Okay, Ally...
Ray: Okay, [hands the kids cookies] cookie, cookie and cookie.
[Ally stops screaming. The children are all quiet. Ray and Debra sigh and look at each other.]
Ray: Hi Honey.
Debra: Hi.
[They kiss.]
------------------------------
[Ray is in the garden, talking to a video camera. He is unpacking a giant box of an unmade garden toy.]
Ray: Hi, I'm Ray. I live here in Long Island with my wife Debra, my five year old daughter, and twin almost-two-year-old boys. My parents live across the street. That's right. Truth is, I'd do anything for my family. [He struggles to fix the toy together.] And done. Oh no... [he has trapped himself inside the garden toy.] Debra!! Honey!! Somebody! Call my father! I'm hyperventilating!
------------------------------
[Ray is in the living room, folding laundry. Debra enters.]
Debra: Ugh, honey. I don't know how I survived four days by myself.
Ray: I know, I know. Hey, nobody hates going on the road more than me.
[They hug.]
Ray: It's miserable for me out there.
Debra: Yeah.
Ray: Hey, look at this, Kal Ripkin signed my hat.
Debra: Oh, that's great. Look at this, Gregory spit up on my shirt.
Ray: I'm not trading.
Debra: Okay. Just be happy you made it home for my birthday, that's all I can say.
Ray: Oh, what? Of course I made it home for your birthday.
Debra: Okay.
Ray: Are you kidding? Your birthday is... [struggles]
Debra: Sunday.
Ray: Sunday, that's right. Big party.
Debra: And how old am I gonna be?
Ray: [Pauses] I know that.
Debra: Ray? How old?
Ray: Alright. Alright, I just have to backtrack. Let's see, when I proposed you were 23, you said no. Then I proposed, you were 24. No again. Then I took a year off to regroup, I came back with a job, boom, married. That would make you 32... [off Debra's look] ...ish.
Debra: Alright, I'll accept that.
Ray: Good, cause, oh, big party.
Debra: No, you know what? I don't want the party. I just want a nice day at home with my favourite husband and my kids, okay?
Ray: Okay. And I guess, my parents and my brother too, right? My parents and my brother? What?
Debra: Ray, it's just that... Look, you know I love them, they're my family too. But I was wondering if perhaps, we wouldn't have them over on Sunday.
Ray: Why not?
Debra: Well, it's just, you know, every day that you were gone, they dropped by. And then you're dad is always waking up the kids, and now they don't even call first.
Ray: Well, they live across the street, why should they call? It's quicker just to come by.
Debra: I know.
Ray: It's like, we're on the way.
Debra: No, no, no, we are the way. We are where they're going.
Ray: You see, now you're exaggerating a little.
[Marie enters the front door without knocking.]
Marie: You're home!
Ray: Hi mom.
Marie: Hi, I saw your car pull up before. You didn't call.
Ray: No.
Marie: Hi Debra, I brought you some baking soda for your fridge. I smelled something questionable.
Ray: From across the street?
Marie: [Laughs] No. When I was here yesterday.
[Marie goes into the kitchen. Debra does not look happy as they follow her in.]
Debra: Okay.
Marie: [putting the soda in the fridge] Oooh, it's worse.
[Debra looks to go for Marie, but Ray intervenes.]
Ray: Okay, alright, okay, alright. Ma, listen Ma, we can buy our own baking soda.
Marie: I know sweetie, but you don't. [looking at Debra's shirt] Ooh, what have we here? Oh, I'll get you some club soda for that too.
Ray: No, we have club soda, ma.
Marie: Oh, you're father finished it. I'll see you later.
[Marie exits. Debra gives Ray a look.]
Ray: Oh, it comes from love.
---------------------------------
[Debra enters the bedroom, Ray follows her.]
Ray: Look, if you want, maybe I'll talk to my father.
Debra: Well, while you're talking to him, would you mind mentioning the answering machine?
Ray: Is he playing back the messages again? I changed the code.
Debra: Well, he cracked it. [presses play on the machine.]
Frank: [on machine] Everyone's doing good. And Debra, you oughta call Linda back. Sounds like she had a very interesting visit to the gyno. [machine beeps]
Ray: Oh, that's funny. That's you know... [off Debra's look] well, it's not for everybody. Look, he's fooling around, that's what he does. He's like one of those guys, what do you call 'em? An idiot.
Debra: And do they have to bring your brother over?
Ray: My brother lives with them. He doesn't like staying alone.
Debra: He's 40, Ray.
Ray: Come on, he loves the kids.
Debra: It's just like... [thinks] the way Robert eats. You know, the way he has to touch every bite to his chin before he puts it in his mouth? It's weird.
Ray: What? That's an idiosyncracy. It's like when he's counting and he gets to the number 12 and he has to take his shoes off. Everybody has those.
Debra: How did he ever become a police sargeant?
Ray: Cause he's a good cop, and they didn't make him count. Or eat.
Debra: I don't know Ray, it's just that it's every day and between them and the kids, I just feel...
Ray: Lucky?
Debra: Ray!
Ray: Alright, look, alright, I'm home now. Maybe you need a break. I'll tell you, why don't you go out with Linda tomorrow night?
Debra: What, and leave the kids with your parents?
Ray: No. I'll do the kids. [Debra laughs.] I can't do that? Oh, hey, how about the time you went to your aunt's for three days?
Debra: I took the kids with me.
Ray: Yeah, but I fed myself.
-----------------------------------
[Ray is in his bedroom, and the three kids are sitting on the bed.]
Ray: [to Ally] Alright, which one's Gregory?
Ally: [points] That one.
Ray: Yeah? This one's Matthew?
Ally: Uh-huh.
Ray: You're sure about that?
Ally: Mm-hm.
Ray: Alright, now, we shuffle them. [He shuffles the kids and Ally giggles.] Put this one here, this one with the flippity floo, and this one goes here. You go back over here. You keeping your eye on them? Okay, where's Gregory? [Ally thinks about it] Ah-ha. Come on, it's easy. [He lies down on the bed to get a better look.] Which one's Gregory? [He doesn't know.] Okay, don't tell your mother about this.
[The doorbell rings.]
Leo: [from downstairs] Ray?
Ally: Leo!!
[Ally runs down the stairs and opens the door to Leo. Ray picks up the twins, one in each arm and follows her.]
Ally: Leo.
Leo: Hey sport, how you doing? Hey Ray, welcome back, man.
Ray: Hey, what's going on? Look at this, I been working on this. I found a way where I can exercise and watch these guys at the same time. These are twin flies.
[Ray strains and lifts the boys above his head, one each side. Ally and Leo laugh.]
Ray: You know what's great about this is the weight naturally increases. [He does it again.]
-------------------------------
[Leo is watching the game. Ray comes down the stairs.]
Leo: Hey, Ray! Ray.
Ray: Keep it down, Leo, I just got them off to sleep.
Leo: Sorry. Hey, wanna go to Nemo's, get a slice?
Ray: Leo, my kids aren't fish, okay? You can't just sprinkle food over their crib and leave.
Leo: Call your mother.
Ray: Oh, I can't. Debra's got this thing about them coming over too much lately.
[Marie enters without knocking. Ray groans.]
Marie: I got the club soda. Hi Leo, hi.
Leo: Hi, Mrs B.
Marie: [she slaps him] How you doing?
Leo: Mrs B? Would you mind maybe sitting with the kids for a bit while Raymond and I went out and got some pizza?
Ray: No, no.
Marie: No, not at all. But where's Debra?
Ray: She went to the movies with Linda.
Marie: The movies?
Ray: Yes.
Marie: Some people get to live it up. Go ahead, you guys, go ahead. Go, get your pizza. You deserve it.
Leo: You rock, Mrs B. Come on, let's go.
Ray: No. No. No. No. Debra doesn't want me to leave them with...
[He turns to see Marie listening.]
Ray: ...out me.
Marie: You're leaving them with me.
Ray: I know.
Marie: They're sleeping. Go on, go with your friend.
Ray: I want to but I can't.
Leo: We know, you're worried, you're concerned, we're all crying buckets, come on, let's go.
Ray: Alright, it's 8:30, we got one hour, one hour.
Marie: Would you go? Come on, you're insulting me. I raised you, didn't I?
Ray: Oh God, you raised me.
[They leave and Marie shuts the door after them.]
--------------------------------
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